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Loquacious Lizard 🩸

Loquacious Lizard 🩸

Me: "I read that threatened horned lizards can restrict blood flow until they rupture eye vessels and spew blood everywhere. Is that true? Does it hurt? Sorry for my bluntness, I just want to address the elephant in the room."

 

Loquacious Lizard, spewing blood from its eyes: "Elephant?! Where?!"

 

Measures approximately 3.5" by 3.5". Made of waterproof and durable vinyl.

    $4.00Price
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