Loquacious Lizard 🩸
Me: "I read that threatened horned lizards can restrict blood flow until they rupture eye vessels and spew blood everywhere. Is that true? Does it hurt? Sorry for my bluntness, I just want to address the elephant in the room."
Loquacious Lizard, spewing blood from its eyes: "Elephant?! Where?!"
Measures approximately 3.5" by 3.5". Made of waterproof and durable vinyl.
$4.00Price